"You is kind. You is smart. You is important."
no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back
"Do you ever think where you went wrong, like maybe you weren’t pretty enough or funny enough? But then you start thinking, ‘No, he is the one that isn’t good enough for me. I’m a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need validation from some stupid boy.’"
"I think if you don’t really like a girl, you shouldn’t horse around with her at all, and if you do like her, then you’re supposed to like her face, and if you like her face, you ought to be careful about doing crumby stuff to it, like squirting water all over it. It’s really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes."
"Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s you’re own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex."
why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?
They can’t swallow because that’s gay
(Source: middleshiner-archive, via im-struggling-to-smile)
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay
i guess probably the best thing about myself is that everything i do is cool and sexy